this is a place for any funny quotes i find around the web

"move along lads" *realises im trans* "and ladettes"

no sleep?
no sleep
no sleep

canadia

"Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask why you decided to put some historical quote in front of your frag video. Seriously did you think this would make you look smart or philosophical or something?"

"horizontability"

"the beat dropped harder then me going to get food at 3am"

"time of period"

"if that blows up im gonna be very annoyed"

"the more brains we go through the more trans we get"

"catgirls are cool"
"well you're a foxgirl, not a catgirl"
"YOU'RE A CATGIRL SATELITE STATE!!"

"i'm making an executive disfunction"


"piss clan where are you bb"

the best way to describe skrilex is someone scratching your back but in your ear
you misspelled taking crack while skydiving

ha you just had pride in yourself /lh

im not sure how they managed to maneuver their cranium that far up their rectum but by god they did

"its litteraly built into html austraila, you fucking milfs"

i wonder what skrillex would be like if you smoked it
then i realise you cant smoke music

debating whether or not to add coffee to my instant ramen





life is a zip file
-MiguelX413#2276

note to self dont send razor blades flying



if you're gonna dress up in a maid amougus skin at least let us kill you

"actually come to think of it wishing a corporeal form, on someone is probably a war crime"

i am original
therefore instead of motion sickness, my site will induce seizures



i got on the scoreboard and i've been dead for 20 minutes

no jazz is actually illegal and infact is banned under the geneva conventions

if your gonna be transphobic at least pick a cool helicopter

i have a severe case of turbo locusts

wherefore art thou romeo, for i have news to deliver to thee, the gravitational constant is often replaced with G



we're a james bond pufferfish motherfucker

what if my shit goes to shit

My driving technique is significantly better than that of 10 year olds (⌐▨_▨)

what seems to be the fuck, my good bitch?

why do you eat dry glue, just eat normal glue its way easier and you dont have to wait for it to dry

my gender is essentially a cocktail of eldritch abomination and the void with some girl to taste and I feel like if your not careful that could cause a buffer underflow exploit

luna: i cannot keep up right now
jess: can you ever
luna: not really

neb: im a cognitohazard

I'm a cat with an MP-40 ,about to eat your broccoli

just legging it to tesco under the aurora borialis

You fucking would use the reply function you Linux abuser

come to think of it i have violated the geneva conventions

lethal weapon go file some taxes

cock-sucking-penis-dick

angels are the cops of christianity

square is more bigger

big bird is a communist

*sipping a multiple day old monster* i have expensive taste

you know this mf is straight, like this bitch has a fucking spirit level monitering there sexuality

i think you just started a sex cult in hypixel skyblock

dum shit cat ghost

party hat for a party cat

mcdonalds mcrib nft project links to racial slur recorded on blockchain

funktagon

is it still graverobbing if the people are still alive
idk ask the british musesum

ofc i wanna throw piss at people

i am casting my most powerful tuna spells

love is stored in the balls

you have created a situation of schrodingers thermodynamics

this isnt the dollar store its a gay bar

i cant read this its all in spanish

well you would need to supeona the bees

live your repetitive nothing live your fear of the unknown live your fear of change, i am choking on a boba

transgender cex

My grandpa was so good at Russian roulette that he lost only once

he is an aspiring fax machine

instructions unclear, birb ate my hand

the cookie monster did 9/11

we want them murdered, i.e. killed to death

you need to use the 5 year old girl to summon the bio terrorism monkey

aww, i only have one type of herpes :(
mommy google

do i look like a beginner? i have experience of 2/365th of a year of experience.
-the duck with a monocle













OH NO, THE PHOTONS WILL CANCERIZE MY PENIS

the advanced cardiac life support algorithm would not tell you to hit a chicken



that doesnt look like an accusation of pedophilia it looks like transition goals XD



hands free gerbil induced prostate orgasm

women

P > [MVP++] PufferPat: use my support a creater code in the fornite store!

note from the admin: readers i would like to inform you the exchange you are about to read
is between me and a 50 year old man with a wife, kids and a darpa contract







i wanna yank on someones foreskin like its beef jerky

meet me in the cinema at 2100 hours, corporal

i mean i cant really judge someone for not liking isis

pen a message, im bitches

that was you in that intrusive thought
OHHHHH I THOUGHT IT WAS A CHILD

jokes on you im going to pearl harbour you

i have a piss kink and i think you are a gremlin

im the pres of the TGE (trans girl ethnostate)
ZIONISM

hell yeah violent pornograpgy

brb gonna make my dick a square

the dog was colatteral damage

this has nothing to do with pedophilia

i kinda wanna fuck a habenaro

yk when you have an old parent and they go through a mid life crisis then they switch political parties and cheat on your mom, yeah im going through that but with psychadelics

that would be the worst car to kidnap someone in



i was talking about the USSR but i implied i was infertile

this intrusive thought was the worst i have ever had 0/10 no originality litteraly just the n-word

THE CHEESE , WE NEED THE CHEESE FOR THE NUKES, THE CHEESE GROMIT WE NEED THE FUCKING CHEESE

rip in peace timmy he choked on a fucking mp2 file

today was a day where the twin towers werent hit by a big ass plane from al-quayda

your pc is vegetarian



a slow purple herbivore leaped a depressed k9

no one wants to hear about the incest gods ADAM

i forgot about febuary

'd25d336f34b71b79b0e05d1966de39d3') possible psychosis crumpet

im going to edit the data sharing of my amogus account

credit card fraud nick not sex offender nick

disrespectful to who isis

do you have a penis of a vagina
penis
aww :(
- some rando creepy guy XDDD

only the finest bricks go up my rectum

[SHOUT] [BLUE] [VIP+] Younus6Inches: ur obese
Party > [MVP++] uwuSelever: [MVP+] DiamondsYT: selling a military issued mre at sand lmao

orphans are a waste of hard drive space

thats either a bomb or a sex toy



you could steal your partners foreskin

IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO PENIS

if this anthropromorphic tiger can use an uzi i think it passes the harkness test

i can excuse the eugenics but listening to aitch

ok so forget the sled, get a sub orbital weapons system in low earth orbit along the same axis as the sun

if after life means after care does that mean life is BDSM

DONT PING AQUA IM ABOUT TO SAY A SLUR

so that wasnt you being horny that was you being an archivist

its a tiddy out kinda trial (cal: this is being written while luna has her tits out while prosecuting a trial in a micronation)

hm maybe don’t compare joan of arc to child pornography

yk what really boils my piss

im just welsh
NGJHKERNGJHERN LMAOOOOOO

if i wanted to fuck kirby i'd fuck kirby

its disabled pass

i have witnesses to the yummyness of the poundland lubricant

look being an enemy of the united states is hot

this is a shamefull boot splash installation

Scotland is from ohio!?

maybe we shouldnt be celebrating a woman getting stage 4 cancer

m-spec north korea

im going to rape your pancreas

tyfr gonna go piss out a kidney stone






(yes i am a homestuck but shut the fuck up)

thats closer to a disco move then a nazi salute

unironically homestuck is better than the mona lisa
Luna: AND I STAND BY IT
Ruby: bruh no one is gonna know who you are
Luna: ok bitch
Luna: actually im not done talking
Luna: ok now i am
Luna: btw does anyone even read these
Ruby: prolly not

we are in the golden doodle stage of marijuana

what geopolitical incident can i relate our injoke about mspec identities to

maybe if y'all hired some trans women your code wouldnt suck so much

guess who just accidentally breastfed themselves


that sounds like a marvel character who's super power is prostitution

"Boston's chinatown in boston" no shit sherlock i thought it would be in massachucets

I outrank my blahaj

fisher price weed bong

"so lemme get this straight i sexually harrased you and it made you happy because you were more sure i am real"
*goes to type this quote out*
"NOOOOO" // for all concerned i wasnt actually harrased it was memz between me and my headmate, all is gug
ruby: well they are just gonna get confused as to who i am, also is anyone reading this far along anyway XD
luna: probably not tbh, tbh we could probably say anything here and no one would notice.
ruby: TRUE, anyway our social security number is..
luna: NO
ruby: hehe
luna: but ya if ur confused idk, fucking ask in our guestbook lmfao. tbh anyone who gets this far just say "watermelon" in our guestbook im curious tbh

someone pass me a nazi i need to punch summat

waffle you're an alien

did incest kink just save your life
yes but i think the us government might still win out

ahh yes my favourite basic bitch thing, CHILD 👏 PORN 👏 ORGRAPHY

pretend i said something disparaging about your mother here

oh right i am insanely racist

tbh meth is foss

AT A CANCER CHARITY FUNDRAISER

... THROUGH THE FUCKING UNABOMBER

The U.S. Embassy will continue to make tea in the proper way - by microwaving it.
- Actual U.S. Embassy london press release