copyleft 2021

this is a place for any funny quotes i find around the web

"move along lads" *realises im trans* "and ladettes"

no sleep?
no sleep
no sleep


"Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask why you decided to put some historical quote in front of your frag video. Seriously did you think this would make you look smart or philosophical or something?"


"the beat dropped harder then me going to get food at 3am"

"time of period"

"if that blows up im gonna be very annoyed"

"the more brains we go through the more trans we get"

"catgirls are cool"
"well you're a foxgirl, not a catgirl"

"i'm making an executive disfunction"

"you joined this guild motherfucker, this guild is gonna help you wether you like it or not, we're like americas forigen policy except instead of bombing iraqies we give them better quality of life"

"piss clan where are you bb"

the best way to describe skrilex is someone scratching your back but in your ear
you misspelled taking crack while skydiving

ha you just had pride in yourself /lh

im not sure how they managed to maneuver their cranium that far up their rectum but by god they did

"its litteraly built into html austraila, you fucking milfs"

i wonder what skrillex would be like if you smoked it
then i realise you cant smoke music

debating whether or not to add coffee to my instant ramen

life is a zip file

note to self dont send razor blades flying

if you're gonna dress up in a maid amougus skin at least let us kill you

"actually come to think of it wishing a corporeal form, on someone is probably a war crime"

i am original
therefore instead of motion sickness, my site will induce seizures